Centerburg might be your town. Grampa Hercules and his never-ending tall tales, Dulcy Dooner, the uncooperative citizen, unbusinesslike Uncle Ulysses and his friendly lunchroom, the flustered sheriff, the pompous judge—they are all as American as they come. But there’s a...

Welcome to Centerburg! Where you can win a hundred dollars by eating all the doughnuts you want; where houses are built in a day; and where a boy named Homer Price can foil four slick bandits using nothing but his...

What do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill?A lamb-slide.I'm terrified of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.Knock, knock.Who's there?Spell.Spell who?Okay, W-H-O.Get ready for hours of fun making your friends laugh, making your family laugh,...

When does a joke become a dad joke?When it's fully groan.When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens--and telling the absolute worst jokes he can...

The gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest collection of clean jokes you can find!All kids like to laugh, and The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids delivers! Combining his three bestselling joke books for kids, Rob Elliott will have you doubled over...

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean? A: The mermaid. Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A: Take away its chair. Q: What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? A: They get indy-gestion. The...

The gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest collection of clean jokes you can find!All kids like to laugh, and The Complete Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids delivers! Combining four of his bestselling joke books for kids--plus a bonus 32 pages of doodles for kids...

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.Q: What do you find at the end of everything?A: The letter "g."Q: What do you get when you cross a dentist and...

Knock knock.Who's there?Weirdo.Weirdo who?Weirdo you think you're going?Knock knock.Who's there?Ben.Ben who?Ben away for a while but I'm back now.Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliott's hilarious joke books! Now the author of the bestselling...

Knock knock.Who's there?Scott.Scott who?There's Scott to be a better knock-knock joke than this one!Actually, there are tons of them, and you'll find them all in this book--along with scads of other jokes, puns, and riddles that will have you and...